I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.
and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick
the other day i was sitting in the lounge room watching monster house when there was a massive bang and a lot of shouting coming from my back yard so i get up to see what it was and there were 3 men that literally just ran straight through our locked gate and broke it of its handles and were now wrestling and shouting at each other on the floor, in the middle of my backyard. a few seconds later my mum comes running and starts screaming at me to lock the doors whilst she calls the police……my reaction, goes back to the couch, sits down and continues to watch the movie, we later found out that it was only one druggie, not 3 that my mum thought, the other 2 were policemen and they were arresting all the people from the house across the street, the thing that got me most scared was that for the one person that came barging through our gate they had about 4 cop cars looking for and the police guys all had their guns out, so i guess he did something pretty bad.
terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time
you forgot the most important…. the funky monkey
DIY cake/Pumpkin Pie ‘Postcard”
This is adorable if you want to send a distant loved one a cute personalized message if you can’t be with them for the Thanksgiving holiday, a birthday etc!
- DIY Cake Postcard Tutorial (with video tutorial)
- Pumpkin Pie Postcard
- I suggest you watch the video tutorial to get clear instructions
- Keep in mind, where the ‘postcard’ message goes there is only room for one short sentence, address, and stamps
Not into DIY/Crafts? Fear not! You can still have your cake and eat it, too. Check out this Etsy shop where you can purchase your very own mailable slice of cake.
leaves car at friends house for a few hours at night…….finds the licence plates stolen
leaves car at a different friends house for half a day…….. finds the whole out side of the car washed and polished
i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
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